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OH MY GAH!

Oh gawd it took like 5 hours. It's currently 6:42am (England) and oh god that was such a awesome game. I finally have all the medals.

I can't comment further than 10/10 5/5 due to lack of words.

Though one bug;
I kept bouncing up to 183 and hitting the ground and bouncing again upto 183. At a really slow (Leftest-of-screen) speed and I reach 882K Feet before being abducted.

I probably could've gone on forever. Craziness, man.

Found a bug

Music is my last thing to get (According to a walkthrough)
I have all 5 coins.
But, I did love to the Guitarist after getting it from the girl, then went and did everything else. Now he's singing to the girl and I can't get the ability to Sing.
Thus, Game automatically comes to a dead-end for me.

That's lovely.

Oh.

It was fun up to the part where I killed 4 Run-At-You zombies who just kept running at me after the health dropped to Zero.
Let me tell you! I got raped pretty quickly by 4 invincibly Zombies.

Not fun.

Nice Retro Style

But it was boring and repetitive.
I reached 950K, without being hit once, collecting every power-up and only using the Breifcase once to see what it does. Not much, apparantly.

You should add some extra things in, like Wind that moves the bombs across the screen, more than two types of bomb and maybe even the occasional bit of debris. It is Bombs falling onto concrete, right?

And maybe a music-player changer.
And some shifts in the background. Large bombs going off in the difference, planes and jets fighting. Soldiers fighting, and dying to bombs comicly, im close areas to you.

No.

So if I click the lungs in the red section my arms fall of, if I click it on the opposite side and click the vending machine alot, my hand falls off.

Oh yeah, really fun game. Loose no matter what you do.
Fuck that.

Pffft

I play games to have fun.
Dying over and over is not fun to me.

Graphics are "old skool". Doesen't make them any less crap. Gameplay? I don't like dying alot. And kinda glitchy too.

Awesome

Hahaha, i've been playing Protector 2, again, for the last two days.
Now this comes out? What a wonderful coincidence!
Though the game hasn't really changed LOADS.
Good Music, Fair Graphics, Balanced System. It is a good game overall.
Though the graphics could be improved, and prehaps an item shop. And you can assign items to units for one set of waves, and it boost their whatever.

Anyway, i'll be playing this 'till the enxt! Keep up the brilliant work man!

Hmmmm

It was coded fairly good, just the animation and artwork needed a little help.
You should get some friends to help you with the art.
I'd even be willing to lend you a hand ;D

Hmmm

It's artistic, its smart and its innovative.

But the general idea of mini-dildos with tails beating the shit out of my embreo-bubble for 5minutes?
Not my type of game.

Meh.

Quite frankly I found it rather boring. :/

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