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What?

I knock on the door of the house and die.
What a lovely game.

I hope you find some motivation and continue to work on it as it's got a lot of potential to be great. :D

littlekittysilver responds:

Ya, stalling on the door too long will kill you. XD Lol aren't timers great. And I had been working on more animation before my computer crashed, just not all of it is uploaded up on newgrounds, only the good ones are. And I'm glad you like it, if you want to see more of what I was upto, you can always check out my Deviant art page, http://littlekittysilver. deviantart.com/ but that's only if you like.

Beautiful Game

An immense game with decent graphics and wonderful gameplay.
I didn't have any major issues with it (Other than ending up with far too much money after purchasing all upgrades).

The only thing i'd add to the game would be a Game+ mode, restart the game with all upgrades (or just the stats, even) and all the enemies are many times stronger.

Either way, great game, thank you for making it.
(And I wonder why it's getting so many wierd reviews!)

AwokerR responds:

Thanks you =D

Buggy as fuck.

In a game where movement is what keeps you alive?
It makes it IMPOSSIBLE when the controls random die every so often.

Especially level #14. I know how to do the level. I've got that sorted out. But the character just fucking pauses randomly which causes death, after death, after death.
I play games on Newgrounds for fun, not to be annoyed constantly.

Otherwise? Beautiful graphics, audio and story.

Great Game

It's a great game with simplistic gameplay that clear aims to annoy.

And it achieved it's goal. 0/5 and 1/10
I'm not giving up, but this game is fucking annoying as hell.

The controls are unresponsive the majorty of the time, and there are many levels that require excellent control inorder to work. >:C

Brilliant.

Got to level 28, HOW ARE YOU USING THAT GUN? 4 HANDS? Or whatever.
And the crab killed my last bit of health! ;~;

... ;~;

AWESOME GAME THOUGH! :D
Gave me handcramp, which is always cool, thank you for making this! :D

Poorly Titled

What exactly is crazy about the cannon?
You made a sub-par game with lack of content in an already swamped subgenrge of cannon games.
All the items are far too expensive, you need an even spread of them not "GET LOADS OF POINTS FOR ALL OF THEM". I don't find repeating the same thing over and over 40 times just to get a single upgrade any fun, at all.

:c

Mediocre.

What's the score system based on?
I got 7,400 on it, is it based on how quickly you can complete it?

And only 9 levels? It feels very lacking.
But good game all the same.

D'Awww, a grammar nazi, cute.

Anyway, I liked this game. It has beautiful graphics and a fun and catchy tune. It was just the gameplay and lack of content that gets it a low score from me.

The levels "Remember me?" and "Just one" were very poorly made levels when considering the laggy jump that sometimes just doesn't work, mixed in with pixel-perfect jumps. A challenging game is fun, but adding levels that some users will find impossible no matter how many times they try? Not fun. Game breakingly not fun.

As for what you could add? Power-ups are an obvious choice, such as; Higher jumping (limited time use?), flying, speed boost, ghost wall-walking, immortallity. How they could be implememnted into the game is obviously your choice.

And a story? A story would be good. Why is RAINBOWMAN jumping through increasingly deadly cave systems to reach a chamber door? Is it his hobby? Does he get a big buzz of it?

And how about some puzzle elements and collectables? :)

As for Herukel calling "Remember Me? "ridiculoud"? If you really have such a low IQ that you can't understand a mispelt word and need everyone to use Sp3ll Ch3CKS, then I feel much pity for you, DelishusCake.

...What?

Put the instructions in game.

As failing because I don't know what to, then being told I only scored 4 before I read your description? Not fun.

I don't even understand the point of this game? Just you experimenting with game creation?

guitargeek responds:

There is instructions if you click "How to" button on main menu. Sorry you don't like it.

What?

V2 has even less content than the first.
NewGrounds isn't somewhere you can just dump unfinished, tiny flashworks and expect something to happen.

Why exactly are you submitting them here if you don't want this to be a project or anything at all?

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